Author Archives: Dave

Shitsplosion at the Lloyd Center Macy’s – by Dr. Something

Puppies Are Nature's Rainbows by Dr. Something An excerpt: Should not have eaten spurious leftovers, But that’s hard to remedy now I caught the westbound MAX at an inopportune time, And now I’d better think fast lest I shit my … Continue reading

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TriMet Mind Tricks

This story was submitted anonymously – no one wants to be known as a fare dodger! There was the time I got away with riding the MAX without paying, by using Jedi mind tricks on a transit policeman. Now before … Continue reading

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MAX Orange Line Picnic and Fireworks Spectacular!

Celebrate the impending opening of the new MAX line and Tilikum Crossing at TriMet’s MAX Orange Line Picnic and Fireworks Spectacular on Saturday, 22 August 2015 at Zidell Yards (3030 SW Moody Ave.). Read more at Dave Knows Portland!

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Morning Lovin’

She rose from her seat across the aisle, to move from being seated beside some other stranger she apparently found less appealing – to come sit next to me. My headphones were on like they typically are on my commute … Continue reading

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I was riding the 75 northbound, north of Sandy Boulevard around 8:30 on a weekday evening. Three or four other riders were scattered around the bus. A group of high school kids got on. Some of them sat in front, … Continue reading

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